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Thu May 5

Great job, Liriano! #Twins #nohitter

Tue May 3

My apartment smells like French toast. I’ve never made French toast in this apartment. Now I want French toast. #ithinkimpregnant

How did I know I would see this typo on @inforum? #obamaosama http://twitpic.com/4scs7h

Mon May 2

RT @_akgrown: US Special Ops to Osama Bin Laden: “Osama, did you see Regis this morning?” @archerprod @aishatyler #archer #termsofenramp …

Sun May 1

This works! Repo: http://cydia.pushfix.info #iPhone #Verizon #jailbreak #untethered 4.2.7 http://twitpic.com/4rl2ts

Sat Apr 30

Because it’s 11:30 PM on a Friday. #yum http://twitpic.com/4r9tuf

Fri Apr 29

I find the need for a new setting in @MLB At Bat this year: “Notify me when my team starts making a comeback.” #Twins

Thu Apr 28

RT @counternotions: Android Fanboy: “I’ll admit, I felt dirty even touching [the iPad]” http://bit.ly/heYpJA “I’m not happy ipad is bett …

Sun Apr 24

Somewhere on I-94 while going 70+ mph. Still faster upload than @cableONE. #iheartverizon http://twitpic.com/4owta8

Utility player to the extreme! Who knew @mcuddy5 also played photographer!? http://www.flickr.com/photos/fivebball #Twins